Any book suggestions?

Cather in the Rye sucks. The Fifth Profession by David Morrell is really good. I've read it like 8 times already. John Dies at the End by David Wong is scary and funny. The prefect mix of both. ummm...Apathy and Other Small Victories is funny.I can't remember the author. It has an amazing break-up scene, I laughed out loud haha. The **** Up is hilarious. Dean Koontz is AMAZING. My favorites are Velocity and Intensity(it was intense). Hope I helped.